Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Hip Hop Minute, Vol 3 (The Throwback Edition) - Guess Who's Back

All right tru believers. I'm thinking of bringing
back my periodical. That's right damnit, I'm talking
that comback shit. Hell if Deion, MJ, Lemieux,
Clemens, Agassi, Juvenille, and Schooly D can do it
then so can I. (Just playin' about that last one)

Some of ya'll may be new to my newsletter so I have a
golden oldie (attached) from the archives lined up one
to get some of ya'll warmed up if I decide to come
back. For those that don't know in the distribution.
I've got a love jones (got engaged) and by the way I
can rap... I had a monthly column I used to write. I
whipped out a golden oldie on Women in Hip Hop to get
the juices flowin' so you know what to expect if I
keep it up.

This one will be short and I'll start with a tribute
to Jadakiss. Man I love that Why remix. Kiss be
askin' some real azz questions. "Why the dream team
keep gettin' blown out" and I think its Nas that asks
"why the school system is more concerned with my son's
braids than his grades". Whooooo ooooh. I said the
Roc is in the building!

Well Kiss I have a few questions to ask too:
Why Jay-Z got the dopest girl in the game?
Why the Wu keep coming up with albums that's lame?
And if Snoop wife hit him up Blu Cantrell Style
Why I'ma pay 20 bucks for Snoop Girls Gone Wild?
Why lawyers in Eagle let Shobe beat that case?
What the hell I want rap from Minister Mase?
How come Eight Ball and MJG signed with Bad Boy and
Puffy?
They used to be classic underground, one of the dopest
to me
Now the just back dancers dancers, shufflin, like
teenagers and AJ on 106 and Park doin' shows for Free
Why come Kanye all over everybody album and videos?
Why come nickahs don't get labeled video hoes?
And if Fat Joe and Terror Squad keep leanin' back
How come the only one gettin' paid is Joey Crack?
Why Usher got his business all in the streets?
Why LL keep writing whack rhymes to average beats?
Why they give Meth and Red they own show?
Why its on TV and don't nobody know?
Why olympic swimming take so long?
Why Peddy Pablo the only rappin' and Goodies, her
song?
Why is J-Lo a Puerto Rico...Hoe!
A Puerto Rico...Hoe!
A Puertio Rico...Hoe!
Why?

All right that's it from me...Enjoy the pics (don't
ever let anyone tell you he's not the luckest bastard
in hip hop). Enjoy the collectors item. Don't know
how many more I'll be doing. Peace and I'm out.

"Sometimes I test myself to see if I still got it..."
~Prodigy, Mobb Deep

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